08 SMS-

1, life is like love at first sight called the day of Mahjong Hu, Ping Hu called free love, find lover called the dark carry,
seduce someone else carry his wife called the looting, and the others wife a baby called Kangshang flowering, a single hanging situation,
no lover called Messire.
2. Difficulty rich man now, that you associate bad, no money it, that you really fail;
accomplished it, that you would speculate, no achievement it, that you good for nothing;
; lovers it, that you really bad, no lover, say you sick.
3, a man difficult to do so much secret trouble, so little relationship Nangao;
low culture is not writing, culture, high over the leadership;
opportunities hard to run less money, more money, find the old Commission for Discipline Inspection ;
physically weak and his wife worry, the body good lover harassment.
4. I am willing to pledge the party to join the party under the pan, do not fire as long as the following,
corruption I do not do, as long as the number of not much,
Three pit of the stomach in mind, children and wife lover,
the secret to the conservative party Commission for Discipline Inspection to find I did not say.
5. Eight greenhouses to the season of contemporary chaos chaos, Miss generational chaos,
film the historical practice chaos, star confuse the atmosphere,
relation to regulatory chaos, level the ability to confuse,
the bureaucratic mess of money, mobile phones confuse the orientation.
6. His wife was a star of the tree, we must hold, Valentine was a star of the grass, be sure to protect good,
cut a tree, a species of grass, large trees shade, slipped on the grass birds,
harmonious society, environmental protection, such a day and more beautiful.
7, her husband is the sun, the moon lover; sun, living being; look at the moon and feel happy;
family to the sun, love to the moon; grow in the sun, in the moonlight unrestrained.
8, I love you my name, last name, the word like you know your name, scientific name hurt you, nicknames read you, you dream of the title,
love your pen name, nickname after you, to see your beauty, my real name is teasing you.
9. Davis is the day, your mother is, the wife is the Jade Emperor;
wind father, mother to protect myself, my wife will do anything they want;
Dieshui reason, the mother unreasonable, the wife is always the truth.
10. The emancipation of women, the hair is also hot, the whole out of the waves, the color is not the same, the amount of alcohol is also a,
Han mahjong games on the dare, dare tune on karaoke Han singing, angry people like gentlemen.
11. Really want to pay up, and my heart, my love of the party, and give children rewards, and met her husband dared to shout out,
leisure to go shopping, and seafood can also be shared, see the handsome guy Xinyang, the package a Er Ye dare it!
12. Sunset is not the years been, the wind is not the fault of the tree, as long as the happy day ever,
laugh or whether it is uttered, not a legend into heaven, and ate ,
wake up laughing, thirsty to drink, like a said, the heart as people would like, always happy!
13. More rest, not too tired, when to eat, according to point of sleep, took a fancy to buy Xiangui not with God to say nothing against,
was empty and the Friends of the regular meetings, both clearly have drunk, to make money, will consumption be considered life enjoyably.
14. Men easy? Men eating out is to give home saving food,
out playing cards to the home to power-saving, out at home sauna is to give water,
out to the family of birth control in order to sleep! In short, the men are efforts to build a conservation-minded society ... ...
15, corrupt officials are not afraid of hard drinking, thousands of cups ten thousand only lightly, Yuanyang hotpot Teng small waves, fresh seafood plus fish,
washed whole body warm sauna , mahjong twist to the cold before dawn, more muscle, Miss hi snow, after the best escort Kaiyan.
16, a glass of two cups of stride, four cups of cups of supporting the wall walk,
five cups of six cups of the wall I do not walk away, drink a pound sister hold me!
17, harmonious society requires: home is not dissolved, Valentine did not make trouble, with things to improve,
not add to the trouble to find beauty, leading the critics do not stare, meet friends, then the length, cajole my wife laugh Kaiyan .
18. Man Code: care is an attempt, passion is lust, treasure is contrived, if the situation is hypothetical,
explanation is an excuse, it is important that hypocrisy, really is a fraud, fickleness is normal.
19, and then mess with me, the economic blockade of you, your political isolation, mental torture you,
physical toll on you, your life, abandoned, left to launch the National People's responsible for you, see you arrogant.
20 Admission Notice: Congratulations, you have hammer by University of rigid ceramic shocked second-class is not formally admitted,
dementia please bring your card today to ignorance City, foolish lack District mentally Road eye Street,
report two pole alley 250.
21. Festival Weather: evening under the RMB, check the north west, local will be gold,
sporadic U.S. dollar the euro at midnight, to remind you to wear a helmet, ready sacks, ready to make a fortune.
wish a happy holiday!
22. Think you want to have to die; dressing did not form a; whom have full no feelings;
where are also unpopular; want to keep up with Lenin of the problem; nothing has stolen the heart stopped.
23, was born on a sheet of paper; painful life; graduation piece of paper, hard life;
marriage, a piece of paper, toss a lifetime; official piece of paper, the struggle life; < br> a piece of paper money, hard life; detained for interrogation a piece of paper, rest of your life;
honor a piece of paper, vain life; doctor a piece of paper, spend a lifetime;
cremation piece of paper, taking a lifetime; dilute the paper, to understand life;
forget these papers, happy life.
24, we have to rally closely around the network, to shout as the center, hold high the implementation of the , a fundamental change Message to have new ideas, language, new ideas, breakthroughs 忽悠, sensational to have a new level, let's emotionally sustainable development of the new road.
25, a woman laments talented man is ugly, long handsome earning less money and more regardless of family,
homely and good for nothing, promising non-romantic, romantic unreliable will be depended on to live and useless.
beautiful women less than men lamented the kitchen, the kitchen is not gentle, tender not assertive,
not strong-minded woman taste, there are feminine spend money, not spend money is not fashion,
fashion do not worry, rest assured can not see.
26, his wife is a TV lover is the mobile phone, at home watching TV, go out with a cell phone, bankruptcy sell TV,
fortune for mobile phone, and occasionally watch TV all day, play phone, TV No charge for life,
Shouji arrears to 停机,
27, Phone - sound faded, the other is leadership; voice is getting, the other is the men;
Listening to angry, the other the wrong number; not stop laughing, it was female students;
; long time Well look, my wife in the lecture; whispered to avoid people, the other a lover.
28, has been known that green tea roots, heart and soul, heart to heart; lover of red wine, drunk people,
dream life; wife is water, flat light, leaving a but can not stand.