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1, the fish screaming kept shouting: .
2, the director of a township enterprises will be to visit Kobe, Japan, he can not even speak Mandarin, usually only speak in tongues. So he let subordinates to find a translation, under the report came back: Director, said: 'Mandarin' translated into the dialect of Kobe. , Kiss (ask) what ......
4, a southerner came to Beijing a snack bar, the waitress said: people heard this, said:
5, a pair of siblings with a dray pulled wheat farmers to the market to sell, a southerner came to their brothers and sisters to him, and asked: red with rage on the conflict.
6, selling cattle the old man in a loud: one.
7, nursing home of old people at night in the Mid-Autumn evening, the host Wang Laotai said: inquire about the
9, the couple married after the first day of early morning, the family get up face, the bride on her mother said respectfully: The bride said: just that good sugar cane, not pay, the car launched. Granny urged:
11, a country girl to the supermarket, the waiter greeted with enthusiasm: Chunhua met a friend shopping with his son, hurried up to say hello, and exclaim: Station (on) class. , the sky late, to see a truck, they would wave the truck, the driver stuck his head out, a girl said: said: br> 15, meeting in the village mayor, said: not to talk, pay attention.
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joke:
1: ha ha hee hee and a pair of good friends, very good friends. One day, ha ha died. Hee hee very sad, he went to the ha ha's grave, said:
2: One day, an elephant walking in the forest, accidentally touched an ants covered in ants, it took the body of the ant shaking down, but the left one in the elephant's neck, which ants on the ground when the above ant exclaimed:
3: three mice in bragging. One said: late, hold the cat to go home to sleep slightly.
4: divorce war children, his wife confidently said: it? who is not who owns the card!?
5: Hemingway in addition to opening the car, usually love to ride motorcycles, is easy, I said too many cars on the road, be careful, he received a sentence: It does not matter, I will wear a condom and he was going to say is the
6: One time, test to the ability of Hemingway's phrase: The result: Ha!
7: There is the mother of the little girl said: mother said, her mother, after listening to the words of the little girl, very angry and said: ~ ~ Do not stop
8: Zhuge Liang was a master legend eight patients, of whom there is a specialty that is a ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, for fear of being heard Liu Bei, sorry. He had an idea, said: Zhuge Liang mimic woodpeckers called twice, took the opportunity to put the fart. Then asked: participate in the school reading competition, particularly tense, the teacher waited a long time to encourage, or sweating palms. Finally her turn. Students a bite, walked a few steps of the central station: or a primary school, the teacher points to see the students read the essay, especially admired, always looking forward to read a teacher to make their return. Opportunity finally came.
10: This time is a song-and Xueyibujing host, a show, did not properly prepare before you rush to the stage. Performance in turn. Her turn the announcer: br> 11: my house in the winter often green onions planted in the basin to keep it fresh. Chinese New Year back home to see my sister, my mother said happily: I have called Early in the morning, met her at the door, I had a polite smile:
12: A female student, one day Advantages and Disadvantages, suddenly turned to the back of them said: . As he scattered the crumbs to the ducks while chasing ducks everywhere, I took his apple behind chasing him (he does not eat, I can only spread the spirit of the time he handed him a few mouthfuls of opportunistic). He kept running, I kept calling him: very cleverly stopped the gate.
I remember in grade school, there are pieces of text called the waterfall, in the middle comes the author turned down a mountain to see a waterfall in the mountains tiger asics sale, reading one of my female students is also extremely rich when read: turned the mountain, I was shocked asics gel evolution 5, a rag hanging on the mountain ... ... the class was shocked. There is also a writer of fiction from Russia to pick the text in a sentence: Here are the master of the house (meaning the rich) who. The results of my male students read aloud and said: Here are the lords of the house of children. After saying that, we doubt the language teacher asked him: that old bitch where the children live?
14: jokes contest held appliances, each appliance must be provided to tell a joke, and let the scene every audience laugh, or to be taken away to Aruba.
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first play of the washing machine, he jokes a finished, the audience laughed.
suddenly heard the rice cooker burberry online sale, said:
next play is the most intelligent computer, he jokes a finished, all the appliances all Xiaofan.
heard rice cooker, said:
third is the most humorous of the lamp. Confident of the finished lamp joke, we all laugh rolling on the ground.
cookers added: : , after a while came back and said: gun. . . The third gun. . . Then prisoners cried, holding the bailiff's thigh, said: Brother you strangle me to! Too damn scary .....
17: a woman holding a child riding the bus. The driver looked at the children, suddenly said: !,
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